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ladyliberators: Out on June the 18th. Amazon (x) Bookdepository (x) Info on Hyperion Books (x): JANUARY 1 CURRENT STATUS: No job, no boyfriend, no permanent place to live, no car, and most of my clothes are held together with staples and duct tape. Bank account almost wiped out. Many of my former associates have expressed a desire that I never darken their doorways again for legal and financial reasons. She-Hulk got us got us kicked out of the Avengers Mansion. People keep posting videos online of her New Year’s Eve shenanigans: twirling, flaming telephone poles in Times Square, climbing the Empire State Building while dangling Anderson Cooper, dancing wildly at parties, and commandeering a motorcycle cop’s ride to do wheelies across the Brooklyn Bridge. Saying there are two sides to Jennifer Walters’s personality is an understatement. When she hasn’t morphed into a 650-pound, crime-fighting, hard-partying superhero, she’s a single lawyer trying to get her act together. Hilarious and action-packed, The She-Hulk Diaries tells her story, as she juggles looking for Mr. Right and climbing the corporate ladder by day with battling villains and saving the world by night. Maybe she’ll finally take on a case that will define her career. Maybe she won’t meet one Mr. Right, but two, and she’ll have to choose. Maybe bad guys will stop trying to destroy the planet so she can read her Perez Hilton in peace. More on the writer’s blog (x), including the early endorsement by PAD.
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ladyliberators:

Out on June the 18th. Amazon (x) Bookdepository (x)

Info on Hyperion Books (x):

JANUARY 1
CURRENT STATUS: No job, no boyfriend, no permanent place to live, no car, and most of my clothes are held together with staples and duct tape. Bank account almost wiped out. Many of my former associates have expressed a desire that I never darken their doorways again for legal and financial reasons.

She-Hulk got us got us kicked out of the Avengers Mansion. People keep posting videos online of her New Year’s Eve shenanigans: twirling, flaming telephone poles in Times Square, climbing the Empire State Building while dangling Anderson Cooper, dancing wildly at parties, and commandeering a motorcycle cop’s ride to do wheelies across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Saying there are two sides to Jennifer Walters’s personality is an understatement. When she hasn’t morphed into a 650-pound, crime-fighting, hard-partying superhero, she’s a single lawyer trying to get her act together. Hilarious and action-packed, The She-Hulk Diaries tells her story, as she juggles looking for Mr. Right and climbing the corporate ladder by day with battling villains and saving the world by night. Maybe she’ll finally take on a case that will define her career. Maybe she won’t meet one Mr. Right, but two, and she’ll have to choose. Maybe bad guys will stop trying to destroy the planet so she can read her Perez Hilton in peace.

More on the writer’s blog (x), including the early endorsement by PAD.

roachpatrol: mattachinereview: miltonicsmile: churrocigar:  #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this.  Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 
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roachpatrol: mattachinereview: miltonicsmile: churrocigar:  #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this.  Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 
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roachpatrol: mattachinereview: miltonicsmile: churrocigar:  #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this.  Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 
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roachpatrol: mattachinereview: miltonicsmile: churrocigar:  #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this.  Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 
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roachpatrol: mattachinereview: miltonicsmile: churrocigar:  #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this.  Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 
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roachpatrol: mattachinereview: miltonicsmile: churrocigar:  #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this.  Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 
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roachpatrol:

mattachinereview:

miltonicsmile:

churrocigar:

 #never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg

whispers yeeessssssss intimately to screen

watched Amok Time with boyfriend last night and just

The best part of this is that sehlats are desert predators bigger than lions. Like, a lot bigger. Like as big as an actual bear. Like if Mccoy saw one coming at him he would shit himself and Spock knows this and Spock’s mom knows this. 

Spock’s mom is just straight up fucking with him. 

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roseonabeach: mrsmarymorstan: stitchnik: i-have-loki-feelings: nothing-can-defeat-the-penis: flyernerd: Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased. I was play guess superwholock “Are you gorgeous?”“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”“Do you frequently break hearts?”“…” “Have you appeared to have died on screen?”“No…”*half the board goes down* “Have you died one hundred times in one episode?” “God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!” “Are you a POC?” “…Fuck.”
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roseonabeach: mrsmarymorstan: stitchnik: i-have-loki-feelings: nothing-can-defeat-the-penis: flyernerd: Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased. I was play guess superwholock “Are you gorgeous?”“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”“Do you frequently break hearts?”“…” “Have you appeared to have died on screen?”“No…”*half the board goes down* “Have you died one hundred times in one episode?” “God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!” “Are you a POC?” “…Fuck.”
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roseonabeach: mrsmarymorstan: stitchnik: i-have-loki-feelings: nothing-can-defeat-the-penis: flyernerd: Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased. I was play guess superwholock “Are you gorgeous?”“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”“Do you frequently break hearts?”“…” “Have you appeared to have died on screen?”“No…”*half the board goes down* “Have you died one hundred times in one episode?” “God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!” “Are you a POC?” “…Fuck.”
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roseonabeach: mrsmarymorstan: stitchnik: i-have-loki-feelings: nothing-can-defeat-the-penis: flyernerd: Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased. I was play guess superwholock “Are you gorgeous?”“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”“Do you frequently break hearts?”“…” “Have you appeared to have died on screen?”“No…”*half the board goes down* “Have you died one hundred times in one episode?” “God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!” “Are you a POC?” “…Fuck.”
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roseonabeach:

mrsmarymorstan:

stitchnik:

i-have-loki-feelings:

nothing-can-defeat-the-penis:

flyernerd:

Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased.

I was play guess superwholock

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“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”

“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*

“Have you died one hundred times in one episode?”

“God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!”

“Are you a POC?”

“…Fuck.”

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